JOKE:

A boy was with his father when he saw his girlfriend
coming.

BOY: Have you come to collect your book titled;
"SPEAK ENGLISH MY DAD
DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT?" by Ngozi Okafor.

Girl: No, I want that our hymns called "WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"

Boy: I don't have that one... may be you should take
the other one
"UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Crooks.

Girl: Fine but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL
YOU IN 5 MINS" while
coming to school...

Boy: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU
DOWN" by Chinua
Achebe.

Then;
Dad: These are too many, will she read all of them?

Boy: Yes dad, she is very smart.

Dad: Okay, don't forget to give her the one on the
table titled, "I AM
NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE
BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare!
And also d one on d dinning titled IF SHE GETS
PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET
MARRIED by wole soyinka...